{"product_id":"and-xor-dc34-philanthropist-badge","title":"AND!XOR DC34 Philanthropist Badge","description":"\u003ch2\u003e5N4CK3Y DC34 Philanthropy Badge Sale\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eModel:\u003c\/strong\u003e CRNCH-9\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e Extremely real, emotionally unstable\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailability:\u003c\/strong\u003e Limited philanthropy units\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaine Compatibility:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unverified\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStatus:\u003c\/strong\u003e READ THE [BEEP] MANUAL\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWe want to give badges to hackers doing cool things.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSponsors came up big for us this year, but we still need your help to close the gap. Support the project as a philanthropist and we will set aside a badge just for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAs a philanthropist, you are helping us manufacture additional badges, upgrade and transport 5N4CK3Y for shenanigans at DEF CON, and fund many sleepless nights for us to do what we love doing:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGiving these away for free.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMost of the badges are still going out through hacking challenges, contests, events, and assorted convention nonsense. This sale is for the folks who want to support the project, guarantee themselves a badge, and help make the free badge chaos possible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThere are several things you should understand before shutting up and giving us your money.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eImportant Operational Disclaimers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThere will be \u003cstrong\u003eBENDER hacking challenges\u003c\/strong\u003e, however they will not be presented on our CTFd hosted server until \u003cstrong\u003eFriday, August 7th, 2026 at 10:00 AM Vegas Standard Time\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis is because the badges are part of a challenge in the \u003cstrong\u003eContests \u0026amp; Events\u003c\/strong\u003e area of DEF CON.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOur GitHub for the DC34 badge will contain activation instructions posted the day the contest starts:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/github.com\/andnxor\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003ehttps:\/\/github.com\/andnxor\/\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWe will ship philanthropist badges by early August.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNo pickups in Vegas.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNo international shipping this year.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nUnfortunate, but we had too many badges bounce back to the US last year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIf you do not like this, that is okay. You can chance it at the con. The majority of badges will be given away for various hacking challenges, contests, events, and shenanigans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eOne actual badge reserved for you\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eBENDER-compatible hacking challenge access\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eFully lanyard-compatible\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePremium convention hardware experience\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eFirmware bugs included at no additional cost\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eGPIO magic: probable\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eEmotional damage: pool-rated\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDetects phantom RF emissions from the northeastern void\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eIncludes no proof that Maine is real\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eMay hear Maine if operated near large bodies of water\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDo not insert coins\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDo not lick the badge\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eRead the [BEEP] manual\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIn The Box\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e1 × DC34 5N4CK3Y badge\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e1 × lanyard-compatible object of questionable judgment\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e1 × BENDER adventure portal into poor decisions\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e1 × certified non-Maine signal anomaly\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e0 × Vegas pickup options\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e0 × international shipping labels\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e0 × promises that the schedule gets better when you refresh the page\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWarning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDo not attempt to activate the badge before the contest begins.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDo not open Discord and ask where the challenges are.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDo not post “where badge” on Twitter, X, Bluesky, Mastodon, IRC, or any other federated anxiety delivery platform.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDo not acknowledge Maine.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAny signal claiming to originate from Maine should be treated as hostile folklore.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSpecial thanks to this year’s sponsors: \u003cstrong\u003eUrbane Security, CTFd, Doc, and YOU\u003c\/strong\u003e for making it possible to give away over \u003cstrong\u003e84% of our badges\u003c\/strong\u003e and bring the 5N4CK3Y contest back another year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe bit is stupid.\u003cbr\u003e\nThe badges are real.\u003cbr\u003e\nThe support is sincere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMUSAK:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/5n4ck3y\/status\/2067840577186533812\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eListen to the transmission\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"AND!XOR","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47599478538418,"sku":"ANDXOR-DC34-BADGE","price":300.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0050\/1340\/5786\/files\/dc34.png?v=1781846205","url":"https:\/\/shop.andnxor.com\/products\/and-xor-dc34-philanthropist-badge","provider":"AND!XOR","version":"1.0","type":"link"}